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Looking for Halflings

After a rude and abrupt end to a phone call with the Omega Corporation about the lifeforms in the underground tunnels; and suspicious activity surrounding accusations against my credibility as a professor at Missouri State University...


I’m on the road to investigate the underground tunnel systems in a part of Northern Arkansas, the ones near Batesville.  My gear is packed, and I'm ready. 


As explained in my previous blog posts, I will be utilizing my standard recording gear to capture any activity. If I find anything, you can be certain it will be on my YouTube channel as soon as humanly possible:
https://www.youtube.com/user/ProfessorLamott?feature=mhee

I Will Investigate the Claim of Halflings.

This “thing” in the tunnel may or may not be human, may or may not “look” human.  I’ve received a credible tip with respect to these alleged life forms, courtesy of one of my contacts in the government, Xavier M (he asked that I do not use his last name), who has been following my recent blogs.

 I’m currently planning to check it out myself this weekend. 


If I find nothing of consequence regarding these life forms, I intend at the very least to discover what has happened to Roland.

A Troubling Discovery

My assistant has brought to my attention a novel that has recently released, entitled Halflings –

Upon further investigation of the novel, it appears that Roland himself discovered the book, and even began engaging with the author online before he dropped my class. Why wouldn't he maintain contact with me? Why only a brief note mentioning "Halflings" with no further explanation, when he obviously viewed me as an expert on the topic of paranormal activity? This is very suspicious indeed.

I’m dismayed that my theory may have been co-opted by the “establishment” (aka NewsCorp) in what seems like an obvious attempt to discount these claims and present them to the world as nothing more than "popcorn" fiction for teens.  


I have no other choice but to try and prove everyone wrong. 

Halfling: A Human/Angel Hybrid?

Using Biblical and mythological texts, I’ve discovered there was only one brief moment of time throughout recorded history that human/angel unions may have taken place. 

Genesis 6:1-4:

“1And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them,

2That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.

3And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.

4There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.”

If something of this magnitude did occur, where are these beings, these purported “giants,” today?  Would some have survived thousands of years?  Or did they create a new being able to reproduce after its own kind?

Let’s consider the facts. Scientifically speaking, this is a fascinating conundrum.  Angels are eternal beings that never die.  Humans are limited to a max of not much more than one hundred years.  But a being half-human and half-angel?  Who knows the lifespan?

This is what is commonly understood from the Bible: Lucifer was an angel who took one third of the created angels and rebelled against God; God consequently banished them to the earth.

Using this notion as the backbone to my research, I’ve happened upon a series of supplementary texts and understandings that have been passed down to generations of believers – generations, who until this point, have remained mostly silent or, at least, only vocal within their own religious communities.  This Biblical mythology, as I refer to it, seems to indicate that these fallen angels felt a kinship with human women, a bond that manifested itself in irrepressible sexual attraction, an attraction that was ultimately reciprocated –

Therefore, half-human, half-angels were bred: “Halflings.” 


This is a hypothesis only. I need more time. More investigation. A way to test this claim. 


I wish Roland had not dropped my class. Beyond that, as it was confirmed in a discussion with the dean's office this week, he has left the school altogether. 

If Angels DO Exist...

If angels exist in a carnal sense (meaning they have skin and bones), then an angel-human union seems feasible.

The morning Roland Billings dropped my class, and subsequently disappeared without a trace from campus, I found a note in my faculty mailbox.  The note simply said:

"Halflings…    angels."

Halflings. 


I cannot get the term out of my head.  


While I’m moderately aware of the term from J. R. R. Tolkien’s literature, wherein he used the term to describe hobbits – it’s used as a functional term to define any creature that is half one species and half another – it still sparked something in my mind.  Could this be the beginning of an entirely new type of classification for paranormal entities?  A hybrid of two schools of thinking, two schools seemingly in contradiction to one another: the school of paranormal activity, and the school of divinity.

What was Roland trying to tell me?  Has he found evidence of a hybrid creature?

Is it possible that Halflings are the union: the union between man and angel; humanity and the divine?  


This may seem farfetched, but it’s just a theory, a possible theory, and any theory in this line of work is worth investigating.

Are Heaven and Hell Real?

Humans have forever considered the possibility of heaven and hell.  Do they exist?  If so, are there beings from either place roaming the earth?  It’s an age old debate, yet one that I must admit that has captured my attention for the first time.  If they do exist, what is their purpose?  Are they here to protect?  Are we to believe the lore?  Or are there darker motivations at work, and are the depictions of “angels” as we know it simply fairy-tale fluff?


What do you think?